My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
