found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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