why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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