every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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