just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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