nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I woke up under a house in Key West
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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