I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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