i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
