I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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