oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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