stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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