All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Small penises have feelings too.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
