I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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