I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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