I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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