Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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