nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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