I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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