So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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