Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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