My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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