Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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