every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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