you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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