John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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