Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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