You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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