you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
