this will be a night to untag.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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