Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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