Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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