is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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