I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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