I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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