So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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