i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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