Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
