Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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