I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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