If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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