If that was your dad, he is hot
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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