my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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