Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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