Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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