a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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