Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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