So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
