try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
