i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
false alarm, still single
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