This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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